11 of the 587 Reasons to be a Pathologist

Your dog thinks you rolled in something great.

Your watch doesn’t need a second hand.

No need to adopt any of your patients.

There’s plenty of meat for the BBQ.

Your patients are dying to see you.

All the Rottweilers are nice.

No drug dose calculations.

You won’t miss any meals.

It’s OK to say “oops.”

No emergency calls.

You always get the last word.